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Thursday, 16 February 2012

Newton's Three Laws of Politics


If Newton were alive and seen the present Indian Political Scenario, he would have come up with something like this:

Newton's 1st Law of Politics: A politician would continue with his/her merriment, ribbon cutting, statue inauguration ( in case of Mayawati, her own) and not to forget corruption.... in the pink of his/her health, until and unless subjected with a judicial arrest when he/she will suddenly get sick with some awfully awful disease and get hospitalized!! #BSY 

Newton's 2nd Law of Politics: The resultant ridicule of a political party is directly proportional to the enormity of the goofiness of the statement made by its stalwarts ( and that means you #Digvijay #Singh!!)

Newton's 3rd Law of Politics: Every SCHEME has an equal and opposite SCAM!!

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